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1. The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
2. If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.
3. Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.
4. If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds 'till." After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
5. There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
6. Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.
7. Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
8. A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
9. Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
10. Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.
11. In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
12. Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.
13. Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
14. When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
15. For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.
16. In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.
17. Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.